bears will stomp on your chest and eat your face.
Easily Obsessed
of all the things my Nephew requested I make he wanted a Narwhal keychain. why not an oversized hat? Scarf? now i’m pretty sure i have carpel tunnel.
So Tiny Tim is not so much a boy as a egg making factory. Sadly no baby tortoises as there isn’t a male tortois for miles. Unless she really was a hussy. They have to induce labor tomorrow as those eggs have been sitting there for about a year. Could be the reason she wasn’t hungry.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this…
“She hated people but loved crowds. Being outside was a last resort, but being on the road or tracks for hours, days was an adventure. She was a bitch, got shit done, and laughed all the while. But mostly she didn’t have a facebook because she didn’t want people ‘all up’ in her business. She will never again be mentioned in this novel and that’s just the way she would like it….asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
There are a few of those ‘movement series’ actually, I wouldn’t know their names but still.. Could always come in handy..
(Source: gegegetitout, via peetagavemebread)
In honor of Children’s Book Week, here’s a photo of an awesome kid.
(Source: unapproachableblackchicks, via wilwheaton)
where is this guy’s blockbuster movie
hero.
Oh my god this is folk tale stuff
Fuck Paul Bunyan, where is this dude’s Rabbit Ear Radio story?
This man cut down a mountain???
wow
My face is doing that thing!
(Source: instant-payday-network, via eme2723)
‘Bionic dog’ walks on 4 prosthetic paws
Nakio lost his paws to frostbite as a puppy, but thanks to his bionic limbs, he gets around just fine.
BIONIC DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
